Mark Bowytz

Besides contributing at @TheDailyWTF, I write DevDisasters for Visual Studio Magazine, and involved in various side projects including child rearing and marriage. Twitter: @mbowytz

Drunken Parsing

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"Hi, $(lookup(BOOZE_SHOP_OF_LEAST_MISTRUST))$ Have you been drinking while parsing your variables?" Tom G. writes.

ICANN't Even...

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Jeff W. writes, "You know, I don't think this one will pass."

I Don't Always Test my Code, but When I do...

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"Does this mean my package is here or is it also in development?" writes Nariim.

Everybody's Invited!

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"According to Outlook, it seems that I accidentally invited all of the EU and US citizens combined," writes Wouter.

Preparing for the Future

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George B. wrote, "Wait, so is it done...or not done?"

Whatever Happened to January 2nd?

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"Skype for Business is trying to tell me something...but I'm not sure exactly what," writes Jeremy W.

The Biggest Loser

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"I don't know what's more surprising - losing $2,000,000 or that Yahoo! thought I had $2,000,000 to lose," writes Bruce W.


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Joe P. wrote, When I tried to buy a coffee at the airport with my contactless VISA card, it apparently thought my name was '%s'."